eight is enough: flashback friday

crazy, funny, silly things you might hear if you lived here too:

A hundred is less than 3, but one hundred is more than 12. (Sara, September 2015)
9 more years and I'll have my license. {Joe, November 2012}
I look like a stranger to myself {Rebekah, November 2012 after getting a foot cut off her hair}
It feels good not to be sick. {Rebekah, November 2012}
Mom, look, I made a gun that shoots sunshine out of it. {Anna, July 2012}
Mom, how do you spell, 'I love Lydia and I love everyone in our whole family except the mean people.'? {Anna, June 2012}
I just learned Sara to say duckling. Now can I have my breakfast? {Anna, June 2012}
I wish there was no such thing as mosquitos. {Joe, June 2012}
God doesn't like when we say potty words. {Anna, May 2012}
He calls me cool, but I'm not cool. I'm awesome! {Anna, May 2012}
Anna :: "My mom likes it when I toot." Mom :: "No, I don't!" Anna :: "Not you, my pretend mom!" {alrighty then, I'll remember that.} {April 2012}
Are we getting the pizza from Papa Smurfy's? {Anna, February 2012}
Want to know what my favorite smell is that isn't food? Brand new newborn baby! {Rebekah, February 2012 :: that's my girl!}
I don't wear glasses. I just wear regular eyes. {Anna, February 2012}
With all these people around, you'll be speaking English in no time! {Rebekah to Sara, January 2012}
Water makes me really hungry. {Anna, January 2012}
My life isn't interesting! {Lydia, January 2012}
I hate skiing. Especially downhill skiing -- which I've never done. {Rebekah, January 2012}
Sara is my reindeer. {Anna, January 2012}
I'm trying to cough snot out of my mouth, but it's not working. {Anna, January 2012}
Goodnight Mom, I want to hug you for 5 times. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. {Anna, January 2012}
Anna said "butt"! Like the private butt. Not like, "But the store is closed." {Joe, December 2011}
The opposite of blanket is no blanket. {Joe, December 2011}
Wait, is Goldy the Gopher a racoon? {Anna, December 2011}
Dr Pepper is good for doctors. {Joe, December 2011}